How To Meet Women At A Wedding

Babes, Foxes and Hotties:  How to Hook Up at the Wedding

Something about a wedding turns everyone into a flirt.  All those girls in pretty dresses, the wafts of perfume, the looks, the eyelashes fluttering, eyes flashing.  What’s a red-blooded guy supposed to do?  It’s a highly charged erotic atmosphere for both genders.  Not that anyone is looking for a wife or husband—forget that!  It’s all about a good time and everyone is poised and primed for hot encounters.

So how do you connect with a great looking chick at a wedding?  It’s not hard if you’re clued into a few unspoken rules chicks live by.  First, don’t come on too strong—stick your tongue back in your mouth and quit grinning and drooling.  Nothing turns a chick off faster than the obvious desire for a roll in the hay.  Subtlety and descretion are essential.  So is that absolute prerequisite, “cool.”  Without blatantly staring at her, take a little time to watch the girl you’re lusting after, observe her behavior, even watch her shoot some other dudes down.  You’ll learn a lot about what doesn’t work, moves you don’t want to repeat.  Also drill down to her basic personality.  You’re not going to learn much about her character from a distance, but you can determine if she’s the light-hearted, humorous type or the sultry, pouty sexy type, or something in between.  Develop a feel for it, use your intuition. When you’ve drawn a bead on “what she’s ‘like,’” sidle up to her.

Be confident that she will appreciate the attention provided it’s polite, witty and not pushy.  You could offer to get her a drink, bring her a glass of champagne, comment on how gorgeous she looks in that dress, or tell her a joke—nothing obscene, though.  It’s not wise to go up to her and ask her to dance right off the bat.  Women don’t like dancing with perfect strangers, no matter how dudely you are.  They like to have a feel for who they will be doing the boogie with first.  Actually, it’s easy to strike up a conversation with a lady at a wedding reception because you’ve both been drawn to the occasion by a mutual friendship with the bride or groom or both.  You both presumably were at the wedding ceremony, a shared experience, so you could make some ice breaker remarks about that, say something about what a great couple the bride and groom make, but be careful not to criticize any of the wedding participants—she could easily be related to the person you’re dissing (ouch!).  Keep an eye on her body language.  Bad signs: she crosses her arms over her chest, she sighs and looks away, she looks past you while you’re talking to her.  Good signs:  She smiles (duh), giggles, laughs . . . you know what they are.

Unless you’re the reckless type with a sense of random adventure, avoid the babes in way too tight dresses and necklines that run down to their navels.  Also the chicks who obviously have had too much to drink. They are walking powder kegs that could  blow up in your face.

Once your chosen prey has smiled at you a couple of times or laughed at a couple of your jokes, ask her to dance.  The hard part is now over and you can begin to have fun. Who knows what will happen or how and when it will end—or if it will turn into something more than a simple flirtation?  And who cares?  Rock on.